January 2011
Oh, you had a crush on me before?
mybabybobooiloveyou:
I was crushing on you too, bitch. Now you tell me.
"will you be my valentine?"
thisnigguhjordan:
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Every minute, I’d be thinking of you. Leaves turn green, Bananas turn brown. Whenever I’m with you, I never frown. You made me laugh, You never made me cry. You give me a reason to live, You give me a reason to die. And now I ask you, Will You Be My Valentine?
REBLOG if you find Dimples attractive.
-fewexpectations:
traceymauricemescudi:
myownfashionbook:
well i mean of course cuz ihave dimples ^_^
You Mean Dimples Like These:
Or These:
^ I’m a sucker for dimples.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You...
k3mariah:
exclusively-dar:
:’(
(via adaisyintherain-deactivated2010)
I stop responding to texts when:
haaaileeislegit:
I don’t know what to say back.
I don’t wanna respond to what you said/asked.
I honestly forget to reply.
YOU’RE ANNOYING.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Dear God, please don't let him use an app on...
When your parents leave you in the car while they...
prettybelieberswag:
and you’re jamming to your music like
Then people walk past and are like
and then you’re like
All the fucking time.
MATH PROBLEMS
the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why
True Food Prep Instructions
thehipsterkids:
mydetention:
snoboarder9492:
alyshaaaxoxo:
I just laughed a lot harder than i should have… particularly step 3 of the soup
that is actually how i make soup. wow.
I always ponder the life of General Tso.
I like it when guys work at subway, cause then...
